Piracy is not only the movie and music industries’ problem; even the video gaming industry feels the effects of piracy. Leaked or cracked versions of games are easily found and downloaded from various websites, so it’s no surprise that many people get pirated video games. Free stuff is always good, right? However, game developers don’t agree with this – after all, pirates are downloading stuff developers have spent countless hours making. In an attempt to curb piracy (and pwn pirates), some game developers have taken it to the mattresses, so to speak.

Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
Electronic Art’s RTS game mainly requires the player to build and protect his bases while he destroys the bases of his enemies to gain new territory. Now, this is pretty easy if the gamer has played real-time strategy games before; however, if he’s playing a pirated copy of the game, then it’s going to be a monumental and nearly impossible task to accomplish. Why? Because 30 seconds after staring his campaign using a pirated copy of Red Alert 2, his bases and all his units will explode for seemingly no reason at all – except for the fact that game devs designed it that way to curb piracy by preventing the pirate to play.

Cross Days
If you don’t know what Cross Days is… well, get real. Of course you know it’s an “erotic visual novel” a.k.a. porn game for the PC. Now, it’s not something one would openly admit to playing, but it’s something a lot of people do play. Because it was hot commodity when it came out, the game devs knew someone would be sharing the game for free online and that some people would download the cracked version (everybody loves free stuff). Unfortunately for the poor pirates, the devs included a hidden Trojan virus that was disguised as the game installer. It would prompt the gamer to fill out a survey asking for personal information before it would “install” the game. However, what the virus did was post the pirate’s personal information online along with a screenie of the player’s desktop.
In order to remove the gamer’s personal info (like name and phone number) from the site, he has to admit that he pirated the game.

Arkham Asylum
The extra code devs put into Arkham Asylum has perhaps produced the most amazing “pirate pwnd” moment in the fight against videogame piracy ever. A cracked version of the game plays the same except for one thing: Batman’s glider cape becomes unusable. This might not be such a big deal if only there wasn’t a part in the game where the player will have to use the glider cape unless he wants to get stuck and die in the room filled with poisonous gas.
Now, here comes the pwnd moment. A gamer that was apparently using a cracked version of the game had become stuck at that point. Thinking it was a glitch, he took to the official Eidos boards and asked what was wrong with his Arkham Asylum game. Keep in mind that this was BEFORE the game was officially released. One user told the pirate to “buy the game” instead, but it was the Eidos board admin, Keir, who told him what was really wrong:
“The problem you have encountered is a hook in the copy protection, to catch out people who try and download cracked versions of the game for free.
It’s not a bug in the game’s code, it’s a bug in your moral code.”
So there, pirate pwnd.
Via Cracked